Monday, April 12, 2010

long live self-destructive behavior!

i only have three weeks left for this to be (relatively) socially acceptable.

-eating one meal a day because i haven't been to the store in a month.
-drinking an entire case of PBR in a week.
-going downtown on a monday night. when i have a test on tuesday.
-laying in the sun instead of doing homework.
-other things that will not be made public knowledge due to a strict secrecy pact.

i've decided that when i look back on my last month in college, i'll remember these things. and at this point, the worst that could happen is for my GPA to slip a few tenths of a point. right?

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